robert-downey-jesus:

I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’  AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT

(via cakeismyeverything)

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

(Source: cantankerouscrab, via rebekahsdiaries)

elenasfire:

YOU KNOW WHAT I ACTUALLY LOVED THE MOST

ELENA SAYING

‘YOU’VE BEEN A TERRIBLE PERSON’

BECAUSE SHE ACKNOWLEDGES THAT DAMON SALVATORE MAY NOT BE PERFECT, BUT HE IS PERFECT FOR HER

(via flawlessflames)

teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad

(Source: zombieboyj, via playitreal)

• friend: there's nothing worse than death
• me: final seasons
• me: post-concert depression
• me: when there's no food
• me: fictional characters dying
• me: hipsters blogs
• me: your crush asks someone else out
• me: no wi-fi
• me: crocs
• me: auto play on blogs
• friend:
• me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you